... or else I will be very disappointed. A few weeks back the red band trailer came out for "Your Highness", the medieval stoner-type comedy that will be starring Danny McBride, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel, and the lovely Natalie Portman. Portman appeared in a chain mail thong, and movie trailer viewers everywhere instantly caught nerd boners simultaneously. So now we get the green band (censored) trailer for the film, and Portman has a traditonal bikini bottom on... WTF? Check it out:
I really like the sex crazed career path that Portman has taken as of late. First we have her getting eaten like a Chinese Buffet by Mila Kunis in Black Swan, then this sexy as bathing suit... keep up the good work Nat!!! I'm sure the censorship was just for the trailer, but boy am I glad we got to see that Amadala rump...
I bet you in less than a year that Nat will get pregnant. I find that female actors usually go 'full thong' before they let it all go. Mila Jovovich did it and so have many others. To cover that fine ass though is an abomination against nature. I hate the modern puritanism. It's an ASS - each lunch off it, get over yourself and fuck off. And I mean FUCK OFF. I want you to jump off whatever you are standing on and then land on a point.
ReplyDeleteWow Kal....you're like a prophet or something. I just heard today somewhere that she's pregnant and shacking up with her Black Swan co-star.
ReplyDeleteThey better keep this seen in the film in it's appropriate manner!