Chantale & Angie, Poets And They Didn't Even Know It!!!!

Check out this cool poem, "Ode to Kevin Smith", that the beautiful and talented Chantale and Angie from Cinema Obsessed wrote about everybody's favorite chubby filmmaker. It's really cool. Also, check out their site... it's awesome. Great work girls... when we doing a movie night???

Ode To Kevin Smith

I lay in bed,

night after night,

Enthralled in each chapter

of your 'Boring Ass Life'

At one moment laughter,

another sorrow,

Wishing I could hang out

with you tomorrow

Your films are brilliant,

the banter so witty,

As characters chat

about dicks, farts and titties.

Your lovable characters

smoke so much pot,

It's hard to convince me

I really should not.

Your take on religion

Was fun, and yet smart,

You pissed people off,

But I thought it was art.

Protesters gathered

They made quite the group.

How are you offended

by brown rubber poop?

The View Askewniverse

is packed full of fun,

How I long to live in it

and meet everyone.

I'd head over to Mooby's

to grab me some grub,

Then see Dante and Randal ,

and buy me some gum.

I bought me a trench coat

To be just like you,

I hang out at the mall

Just for something to do.

One final thought

for the haters that hate,

You just don't get him,

But he's my hetero-lifemate.