Every Time I See Another "John Carter" Poster I Need An Ice Pack After Banging My Head During A Fainting Spell

O. MY. GODDDDDDDDDD!!! I really, really, REALLY have not been this excited for a fucking movie in a long time. I feel like a little kid all over again. March 9th will forever mark the day that my favorite rapper (Biggie) died, but hopefully it will also be the day that the movie franchise of the future is launched. In my opinion this film has the potential to be Star Wars to my son's generation. Let's hope Andrew Stanton comes through on this one. Check the new poster featuring Tars Tarkas, the great Thark warrior from the planet Mars. Oh shit son!!!!